Friday, December 01, 2006

Happy Birthday http://www.flickeringwhitelights.blogspot.com

You're 1 year old finally. I wanna buy a cake for you with a candle on it but that won't happen cos' you're to young to eat a cake.

Here are some not-so-frequently-ask FAQs.

Q. Why 'flickeringwhitelights'?
A. I was creating this blog page 1 day and can't decide what url to give it. Took me some time to decide then it came while I was pooping in the toilet and the light started to flicker. Then eureka, flickeringwhitelights it is.

Q. Why Funeral For Fenderson?
A. I was a fan of Funeral For a Friend back then. Change the title and there you have it.

Q. Why Fenderson?
A. I'm a big fan of Friends. In the sitcom they said something about Smoky Smokerson (a smoker) and Pervy Perverson (a pervert). Me? I'm Fendy Fenderson.

Q. Why is it always black & white?
A. 'Cos simplicity never run out of style.

Q. Who are those people in the picture?
A. That's the Foo Fighters. Centre front guy is Dave Grohl (vocalist & guitarist), left guy is Chris Shiflett (guitarist), right guy is Nate Mendel (bassist) and centre back guy is Taylor Hawkins (drummer).

Q. Your blog page is impressive. You must be good in HTML. Can you do a blog page for me?
A. Thank you. Nah, I'm not that really good in HTML. I stole lotsa codes in fact. I'll be happpy to create a blog page for you with a price to it. Y'know me. I love money more than creating a blog page.

Q. Your blog page sucks.
A. Fuck off. That's not even a question. Stop visiting than.

Q. My blog page is infinity times better than yours.
A. What? Are we having a competition here? Fuck off. You ain't winning anything and again, that's not a question.

Q. Why do you sound so happy for this entry?
A. Why shouldn't I? I just received my pay, it's Friday and I'm left with 3 weeks more for attachment. Whoohoo!

Fenderson out...