Sunday, February 12, 2006

don't wipe your mouth with your wallet after a meal.
don't wipe your nose with a green army sock.
don't shit in a toilet where the door lock is broken.
don't sing Beautiful Ones half naked in class and give "...cher, very hot lah" as a reason.
don't tell where does the term 'Son Of A Gun' comes from while going down the stairs.


finally nailed my final theory after the fifth try. yup, i've tried like five times before seeing the word 'PASSED'. the gap between the first attempt to the following attempt is more or less 1 month so i've wasted lots of time re-registering and waiting for the test. anyway, farisha took the test with me in the same classroom. she did the test really fast. when i was at question 18, she already at question 35. i saw the word 'PASSED' on her monitor as she left the room. i was like "oh god, it's her 2nd attempt and she passed already. why can't you give me the same thing?" hmm, maybe i'm too lazy to study and only study 1 day before the test. yup, that explains everything. so, to those who wanna take their riding or driving license, please do it now. time not waiting for you. and if you think about it, it's pretty cool to have your own ride. you can use the word jump in(driver) or hop on(rider) to the ladies and also use the term 'lets roll' correctly. wanna do a drive-by? do it at your own time. i don't wanna put ideas in your head.

Fenderson out...