Joey: Uh. How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Um, seven. e-e-eight, eight years. Wow.
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: But over the past few weeks. Uhh, I, I think I'm...falling in love with you.
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Joey: I'm falling in love with you.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, you're kidding! Oh, it's a joke! (Laughs.) It's funny. It's funny. I don't get it. (Joey doesn't say any thing and Rachel realizes it's not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm... I-I.. uh, wow. Are you uh... How did umm... When?
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You don't have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!

Rachel: Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I...
Joey: But. (Hangs his head down.)
Rachel: Joey.
Joey: Yeah-yeah right. That's okay. That's fine. That's uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it's no big deal. All right? I think I'm gonna go. (Stands up.)
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please don't! Please don't leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Joey: Don't start doing that. You can't do that Rach, 'cause then you're gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Rachel: Can I? (Hug him.)
Joey: Sure!
(They hug.)
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I don't... I don't want to lose...
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can't. Okay? Ever!
Rachel: I'm so sorry.
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, don't be sorry. Okay? Don't be sorry. (They hug again.) Y'know I was only kidding you.
Rachel: Yeah, that was a real good one.

Friends: Season 8: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Partial of it were edited..anyway, joey got shotdown by rachel.. not shotdown by a gun but shotdown as in rejected.. yah i better prepare to get more of these in the future..probably gonna buy a kevlar vest so it wouldn't hurt as much. i talk crap. Fenderson out...